THE OFFICE BATHROOOOOOOOOOOOM

Ok so here we are again. The bathroom situation at work. Just the other day I got locked in one of the stalls and had to crawl out. A coworker was in the bathroom and we laughed our asses off as I was struggling. So my situation in general about the bathroom and it could even be in a public bathroom too is the retardness that goes on. I remember at my old job some girl said she wouldn’t take a shit at work and would wait till she got home. Let me tell you if I had that mentality I would have shitted on myself ever single time. People are so embarrassed. FOR WHAT?? It’s only natural damn it.

I walk in the bathroom and right away you hear them grabbing the toilet paper and you can smell the stench. I mean come on… the evidence is right there, no need to run. I know who you are; I can see your shoes for goodness sake.

What about when you have to go in for a piss and the first thing that comes out is a windy fart? You get embarrassed. Me, well if someone is in there I either don’t even care or sometimes just laugh because I know the other person is scared shit that I’m about to blow up the place and well they get embarrassed as if they blew the fart.

One day I had walked into the bathroom and someone was in the last stall. As soon as they heard me come in, they lifted their feet up to hide. Hello, I saw your feet already dumb ass.

What about when someone is in the middle of a dump and you walk in on them it’s like their shit goes right back up their ass and they wipe it quickly, like if they are late for a damn meeting, and wash their hands trying to walk out discretely. I always wonder if they come back to finish. Oh even a better one, the person that walks in with that look on their face like they are about to shit on themselves and they see you in there and do this military turn and go and wash their hands and then walk out all distorted. You know why they came in their looking the way they did.
I go into the bathroom piss when I need to and shit when I need to. I am proud and no one will ever stop me from shitting in the office bathroom EVER!!!