Lactaid Pills

So I’ve finally had enough courage and took a Lactaid pill before destroying my stomach with a cinnamon raison toasted bagel with cream cheese and jelly. My coworker has a box of them in her desk draw. She said they worked for her, so I thought

“hmmm…I don’t think it will work for me, but I won’t know unless I try right?”

So, she gave me one. I ate my bagel. Then being lactose intolerant…well you should know the rest.
Lactaid pills are BULL SHIT!!!